I Want to Run a Marathon

But I don’t like running or doing hard things.

None of these legs are mine. (Photo from ChiccoDodiFC at BigStock.com)

I want to run a marathon.

I’m not a runner. Like. NOT a runner. Like, joined a CrossFit gym last year because on TV I’ve seen them flip tires and climb rope ladders and lift heavy things and never run and give me a thousand heavy things and I’ll lift and I’ll lift and I’ll lift but when you ask me to run down to the…